Corey Holmesis a former professional Canadian football running back and the current mayor of Metcalfe, Mississippi... (wikipedia)
He's a veteran quarterback who's been in this situation before. He had some down times in Calgary, but he's a Grey Cup quarterback.
I think anyone who has the internet loves it. You can just order it online and roll right out of bed to go pick it up.
That would be something -- two backs rushing for over 1,000 yards. Has it ever been done in this league?