Damien Fahey Quotations

I'd love to interview Bill Clinton. I know that might be a little boring, but he's so interesting and such an amazing guy. All he's done after his presidency... he hasn't just sat around, he's been so active in so many charitable causes.

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'

Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

No one's dream job involves a kiosk.

It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes

Personally, I'm not into reality shows - I can't even name a reality show that I was a really big fan of, altogether as a whole, not just from MTV. Like, if ABC has another reality show, I'm like, 'Oh God, another reality show.' But people love them. 'The Hills', 'Laguna Beach'... those do extremely well. It's just a personal preference.