David Reuben Quotations

I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell.

Business in Russia was not being done like in the West, with contracts. In Russia, hundreds of millions of dollars were going forward and backward by word of mouth.

The hospital that feeds you refined sugar, white bread, canned soup, bouillon cubes, and frozen vegetables should be closed by the health department as a menace to the public health.

A marriage is like a long trip in a tiny row boat: if one passenger starts to rock the boat, the other has to steady it, otherwise, they will go to the bottom together.

Now there are more venereal diseases than there are signs of the zodiac.

I get email from people who say, 'We read your book 20 years ago and it really helped us.