Donald Glover Quotations

I keep it wrapped until i meet the right one 'Cause I ain't Mumford, I ain't trying to have sons

The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.

I would never challenge any rapper to a rap-off. It's weird, I'm not that type of rapper.

Writing is a very strenuous thing - it's like banging your head against a wall. At the end of the day, acting is better, just because nobody ever asked me if I wanted a Pellegrino in the writer's room.

I hope a kid listens to my stuff, I hope there's a change made and at least somebody walks away with: "I'm doing this because I like it." People are going to hate it and that's okay, but I have to do it because my happiness is important too, it's worth it.

I hope people come to the shows because they feel like there's something there that I can't necessarily articulate, but it's real and it's fun.

A lot of my sketches came from thoughts, and I always just wanted to act them out.

You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.

I feel like guys don't think it's cool to use emojis. I'm like, that's so whack. Emojis help so much. They really do give context to something.

The emotional aspects of a wilderness experience might be compared to a religious experience. It is particularly valuable for those people whose unconscious associations of pain and discomfort in relationships to man render a deity in human form impossible. Christianity is unacceptable to some people because of the use of the human symbol, but some who can't accept Christ can gain a tremendous sense of peace from relating to uncontaminated areas.