Doug Larson Quotations

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.