Evan Sayet Quotations

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.

Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.