Gene Fowler Quotations

If they haven't heard it before it's original.

Psychoanalysts seem to be long on information and short on application.

Perhaps no mightier conflict of mind occurs ever again in a lifetime than that first decision to unseat one's own tooth.

News is history shot on the wing.

Everyone needs a warm personal enemy or two to keep him free from rust in the movable parts of his mind

Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.

Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert -and then make it brief.

It is no disgrace to rest a bit.

I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.

Why may not the Bible and especially the New Testament be read and taught as a divine revelation in school? Where else can the purest principles of morality be learned so clearly or so perfectly as from the New Testament?