George Jessel Quotations

The human brain is a wonderful organ. It starts to work as soon as you are born and doesn't stop until you get up to deliver a speech.

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

This case reminds me of one in which I likened the Plaintiff's case to a colander, because it was so full of holes.

If you haven't struck oil in the first three minutesstop boring!