The first step to wisdom is to avoid the common fallacy which considers everything profound that is obscure
The most touching epitaph I ever encountered was on the tombstone of the printer of Edinburgh. It said simply: ''He kept down the cost and set the type right.''
Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers
A writer is a person who has solutions for which there are no riddles.
Occasionally, when honesty was the best policy, he was honest
If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral
To a warden, Utopia is an escape-proof jail
United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it
There is no such thing as a harmless truth.
A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.
