Harold Coffin Quotations

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.

In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.

Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.

Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls.

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.

The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.

When George Washington threw the dollar across the Rappahannock River, he didn't realize he was establishing a precedent for government spending.