Jeff Sluman Quotations

My left knee went out and the bindings didn't release and I heard a pop. And that's when I knew it was a mistake. But I got a good rate on a 25-minute rental. It was my very first - and very last - run in skiing history.

Signing golf balls while you're walking is tough. That's a killer. If I'm trying to get somewhere, I'll autograph it, but it's going to look like a 2-year-old signed it.

If he wins the PGA, it's as good a year as anybody has ever had in modern times.

I heard the splash; I thought it was a fish. I kind of stepped away, and then I heard all the booing. I thought they were booing me for stepping away from the ball. I mean the shock, the thing goes through your body, and you are like, 'wow, this is really a tough crowd.' Then you look up and you see some clown having an identity crisis swimming around.

The jury is still out. Is the public going to embrace an earlier finish to the year? It's a wait-and-see type deal.

I was thinking, 'Well, let's see if you can make it for 18 holes. I hit a lot of good shots. I don't know what happened.

It's difficult to win anytime, anywhere on tour now, let alone a crazy, wild format like this that's a lot of fun to be involved in, ... We are going with the same type of strategy that we have the past couple of years and see what happens.

It's weird. I was just thinking about Seinfeld this morning, because a few guys were giving me trouble for only eating muffin tops at breakfast.

I think my day started at 2 a.m. when I heard the wind blowing, along with everybody else. All of my years coming here, I never really felt wind like that at night. So I knew it was going to be a tough day. It's all crosswinds. There are very few holes straight into the wind or downwind.

It doesn't make sense to go back and forth (to the hotel). I'll just fire up my computer.