Jenny Eclair Quotations

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face

What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.

I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.