Jon Cryer Quotations

I feel like I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area.

I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation.

Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss.

Sarcasm is lost in print.

Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.

There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

I try to save being angry for the really important moments - for special occasions.

Mostly, I have to say as an actor, to find a character that's been rich enough for 10 seasons of shows... that's very rare.

On the stage you develop a character that's different from yourself. In a film they're always saying, 'Walk over here. Say this line. Be you.'