Julia Louis-Dreyfus Quotations

I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.

Making a movie is a long, dull process. There's a lot of waiting around.

New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.

I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian

I'd like to begin by thanking the members of the Hollywood Foreign Press for this Golden Globe...

There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.

It's much more acceptable for men to work and father kids. There's an inherent inequality, because we want to do it all, and I don't know how we can do this all.

I always wanted to perform.

I dropped out of college my junior year to do saturday night live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice.