Laurence Johnston Peter (September 16, 1919 – January 12, 1990) was a Canadian educator and "hierarchiologist" who is best known to the general public for the formulation of the Peter principle. (wikipedia)
Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.
As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't.
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.
Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.
The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world
As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.