Liam Gallagher Quotations

I live for now, not for what happens after I die.

Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

You've seen one of the our gigs you've seen 'em all. But if you're into the music, you'll know that we played better the night before or we can play better.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I want to be in the best band in the world again.

Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it. I'm 24 years old, I've got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. I'm gonna go out and 'ave it.

It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?

The idea of sitting at home, not making music, just makes me want to throw up.

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

I don't like jeans with holes in 'em. I like 'em faded.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.

If I like something, I get it and I put it on.

New York is my favorite city in the world.

I've got to be by trees, otherwise I get claustrophobic.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.

Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'd all be doing it.

I refuse to dance. And I can't dance anyway. I'm not in a band for that.

I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it.

My favorite album would have to be something from The Beatles.

I don't know what any of my songs are about. I don't sit down to write about anything. They're about whatever you want. I don't pick subjects. I just start.

I didn't always want to be a dad.

Nicole is going to be a great mum, the best mum in the world ... we are really thrilled.

Nah, nah, nah. There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I suppose we just buzz off each other. We're like two bumblebees, man.

Once the music gets in you, it doesn't leave you.

I find words really hard.

I'll never have a stylist.

I'm not going around touring the U.S. when I've got nowhere to live.

Being a lad is what I'm about.

Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur.

I will always be an Oasis.

I love the Beatles. What more can I say? I'm not gonna lie to you. I love 'em. They make me happy. And I think they were the best, and still are.

I don't know what any of my tunes are about, they're just out there. I'm not good with words. I just say the first thing that comes into my head

Every time I look in the mirror, God looks back.

We don't care whether it's a boy or a girl. It's in the lap of the gods now. It's just great and we are really thrilled.

We should be judged as musicians, and bloody fine ones at that.

Not you personally, no, but CNN wants it.

That's grace under fire worthy of a misplaced Australian final-wicket partnership.

It's a good thing we won, because we were going to thrash the place if we didn't.

It's true and it's absolutely great -- hooray,

I'm not going around touring the U.S. when I've got nowhere to live.

I'm not getting married today. I'm in bed.

You've either got it or you haven't.

I'm not looking for guidance.

I find it hard to express myself when writing from the f - - - heart or the a - , or wherever. It's just like anything, it's (easier) when you get used to it, but I've not done it. I was just a singer in a band.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

That's what you join a band for, is to make music. Not to sit around and have five years off. We're not getting any younger.

I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

It gets better and better being me.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

Yeah, I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay . I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.