Marty Jones Quotations

Leave them alone. Mom will come back after dark to nurse.

The 1-year-olds, mom is less receptive to. She will drive last year's young off, and the young animals are looking for their own territory.

There is not much to stress deer for a long period of time.

They wanted to celebrate the deeply passionate beer drinker who is the antithesis of Homer Simpson.

I heard a few people gasp. Then, Tom had this funny conversation with the beer like it was a breakup with an old girlfriend. It had the crowd just howling.

In vegetable gardens, they have been known to eat green tomatoes off the plants.