Max Cannon Quotations

We're going to have the same demographic spread of nutcases and the same spread of everybody in between.

Have you ever read those reports of the toxic garbage they put in tobacco, because there are no federal regulations that say otherwise?

Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad.

What really grabs me about living in Tucson is the color beige.

These censorship people think something is going to promote behavior in people.

Now interpersonal politics... that's what it's all about.

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

I imagine I'll continue on doing it for many years to come.

If kids are learning that from somewhere else - like television - you have to ask why they're not learning that from their parents.

We live in a society that blames everybody else for what's wrong.

I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.

I was doing illustration work, and the cartooning slowly took over.

I hope to actually get back to painting someday... soon. I sort of transitioned into cartooning from painting.

I don't want to wait more than a year and a half or two years between books.

I grew up in a military family, and there's something about that military-style uniform, all cleaned up, a brutal control effort the military necessarily breeds.

As soon as I can afford a studio space, I'll paint again.

We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.

People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that.

People are essentially red meat. They are.

That's not so important to me, that time thing.

Milkmen seem so wholesome, and there's no way anybody can be that wholesome.

You ever try to go a day without judgment?

The second we see somebody on the street or meet someone, we make snap judgments about them, about who they are and why we wouldn't necessarily sit with them or why we would or what's cool or not cool.

People get really caught up in their own trips.

I wanted to be a painter.

But if I'm going to cause somebody else discomfort by my actions, then I should probably modify my actions toward them to make them as comfortable as possible.

I just thought I'd take a break from publishing for a while.

I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift.

Yeah, I don't deal with current events or pop culture, and I avoid politics like the plague.

I just don't want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.

And I do think a lot of that has to do with achieving inner peace, and seeing the irony of what goes on around you without judgment.