Patrice O'Neal Quotations

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other