Patton Oswalt Quotations | Page 2

90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.

I hate all sidekicks.

As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions.

I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against.

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.

It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.

I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast.

I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see.

I like to write, I like to do stand-up, I like to act.

I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels, and airports.