Piers Morgan Quotations

There are many different ways of categorizing news. It doesn't have to be just war and famine and serious politics.

There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I don't come from that school.

Most of the men that sue in Hollywood are all about 5' 2'. They wake up every day, know they're tiny and feel very angry about it, so they go out and sue people.

Bill O'Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you're going to get.

I want to interview the most important people in the world and have everyone in America the next day going, 'Did you see that?'

There is a certain advantage to the British accent. I do notice that Americans love it; they think the we Brits are smarter than perhaps we are.

there are dark forces out there Paul, be careful. Watch your back.

When your child goes to school you've got no idea what they're supposed to be learning and how they are being taught,

Peter is one of the most respected journalists in the world, and we are delighted he is joining us to expose the truth about a war increasingly dominated by propaganda.

But given the way we were able to get that job, I have grave misgiving as to any certainty about who the other ones are there. I cannot rule out that there are other people lurking at the palace who've got their own dodgy references.

I don't think it's very easy to arrange car crashes.

He comes across not as a kind of demented Christian but somebody where religious zeal is clearly there to see, ... Almost like he's using his religion as an excuse for what he is doing.

Parents want to know things like how much homework their kids are doing, is it too much, what should they be reading, and at what level,

Parents often get mixed messages about what's happening in the school.

We now know that one of the footman at the palace was a Daily Mirror journalist,

I am absolutely desperate to win, purely to see Jeremy Clarkson's face as I do a little celebratory conga on stage.

This is the amazing thing about you. Had I not known anything about your story, I would have absolutely not a clue that you had ever been a boy - a male. Which makes me absolutely believe you always should have been a woman.

I've got three sons, and two of them would absolutely hate being on the stage and never liked appearing in their school plays or musicals, but the middle one absolutely loves it and never shows any sign of nerves or pressure and really gets a kick out of performing. I think it depends entirely on the child. And that applies to anything whether it's sport or entertainment or music or film.

History is littered with many, many talented young people who got a break damaged in the end by fame and other things when they were young and took it.

Tony Blair is a decent man who genuinely thinks what he is doing is justified. But when he sees men such as George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld smirking and boasting as they announce their Shock and Awe offensive, we hope he understands why we believe we have been dragged into something we should have been fighting tooth and nail to stop.

All the heat should come my way

That amazing moment when your crush has a crush on you. It's a wonderful feeling knowing that the person who you want to be in a relationship with likes or loves you back.

Singers always have an advantage. You know, everyone can connect to a song in a way that they cannot do to a basketball act or a magician act or whatever.

My favorite place in L.A. is Manhattan Beach. It's an intimate, friendly little beachside city within a city-smaller than most of its neighbors, so it reminds me of a British seaside resort. If my three teenage sons are in town, we'll play some cricket on the flat, hard sand where the water breaks, just to really confuse the locals!

I'd swap everything I've done in my miserable little life to bat like Virender Sehwag

I think that variety is the key to our success. It is what makes us [artists] different, and long may that continue.

What is it about this ideological dream of the right to bear arms that overrides any other rights, I mean the rights to not have your children killed at school?

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

I kind of think we have too many guns in this country,