Robert Stephens Quotations

Until a couple of years ago, if you were in a wheelchair, you weren't expected to work,

Unless the worm has already been removed from the computer, it could update itself and send out a huge package of garbage on the Internet on the 16th, ... The second time around it could cause massive damage.

People will live with problems for a lot longer than they need to.

We believe you're either cool early in life or later in life, and it's much better to be cool later in life,

Don't just tell me piracy's illegal, I know that already. Why don't you tell me what software you're using to prevent piracy and I may choose not to buy that CD, because I don't like that anti-piracy software. It's too restrictive.

Did you ever give medication to a child to make it sleep?

Did you ever give medication to a child that wasn't needed?

I was in there trying to hook up a phone. It happened real fast, but yet in slow motion.

The book is not going to solve every single problem, but what it will do is give you tips on just about any situation,

The book is basically a compilation of all the questions we get asked, but we tried to do it different, ... Who the hell wants to buy a book on how to fix a computer? Nobody wants to wake up in the morning and do that. But we made it entertaining and covered the most basic stuff.