Ronald Firbank Quotations

It is said, I believe, that to behold the Englishman at his best one should watch him play tip-and-run.

I hear it's the Hebrew in Heaven, sir. Spanish is seldom spoken.

All millionaires love a baked apple.

I remember the average curate at home as something between a eunuch and a snigger.

To be sympathetic without discrimination is so very debilitating.

There was a pause - just long enough for an angel to pass, flying slowly.

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.