Scott Adams Quotations | Page 4

In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.

He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

I'm primarily just an investor.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.