Seth Rogen Quotations | Page 2

Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant?

I think that, honestly, people's censorship issues are personal but I disagree with most of those personal choices that I see others make. I watch television and there's a grotesque amount of violence on almost every show. And I think my dirty brand of humor is far less destructive to a child's mentality.

My characters come from a good place.

Really, if I'm honest, sci-fi is where my sensibility instinctively goes - I'm a big comic-book fan.

It's always funny to find what people's button is.

I'm intimidated anytime I work with someone who's directly outside my very insulated group of friends.

We live in a world where in the movie you can disembowel someone in a youth hostel in Romania, but you can't show people having sex. I think it's weird.

I mean, I love Comic-Con.

I eat well, and I exercise.

I do believe in monsters oddly enough. I think they're under my bed. But aliens are ridiculous; monsters I think are real completely though.

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

I think people do get better as the movies go on sometimes, and I'm always happy that we're shooting out of order, so it's kind of scattered throughout the movie, and there isn't like a clear build in everyone finding their characters.

I know most people don't like their jobs very much and don't get a lot of personal satisfaction from their jobs. That's something that I really do get a lot of.

I work under the assumption that, generally speaking, my taste and the taste of the Oscar voters are not one in the same.

I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me.

For a Jewish mother, having a country wage war on your son is the worst. If Kim Jong-un only knew what he was doing to my mother!

I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.

When I was a little kid, I used to say, "I would rather host the Oscars than win an Oscar." To me, that seemed like the more appealing, fun gig.

Good comedy doesn't have to be a comedy idea.

The great thing about reading for Quentin [Tarantino] is you're not reading for him, he's reading with you. So he sits right next to you.

The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me.

I don't weigh myself.

I'm a complete coward in real life.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

We don't often have the luxury of time [in Steve Jobs movie ]to have these conversations where you just literally get to sit around for day and days and analyze every line of dialogue.

If there was any drug that was to symbolize the people that ate our heroes, it seems like bath salts was a good idea. It's also a drug that, I think, is still funny to a lot of people.

I read the script [ of 'Steve Jobs' movie ], and it was very, very good. I wasn't sure they would want me to be in the movie, but I auditioned for it. Which I hadn't done in a few years. But I had auditioned in the previous few years for another movie that I did not get the part. And so my track record wasn't good. But I really wanted to audition because I was worried that I was going to blow it, and I wanted it to be on them for choosing me.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Alzheimer's is a family disease...It requires countless hours of care, which are typically provided by family caregivers...Wi thout professional help, it can be impossible to juggle providing that care with jobs, raising kids or just time for yourself.

I've never really had a real job. When I was young doing stand-up, I'd get 50 bucks a week here or 100 bucks a week there. Sometimes for headlining one of the rooms, or MC-ing, or something like that. So, I've never had like a normal job.

It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humour who is really handsome. If a girl had a choice between Brad Pitt or me, she'd pick Brad Pitt. And I'm a lot funnier than he is.

A TV show is constant work, which is the great thing about it.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

When it came to, like, appropriate behavior towards one another, it was - I was well-versed.

I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin.

I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Steve Wozniak admittedly would never like say the things he said to Steve Jobs [in the movie] in the context that he said them.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

There was, like, a week straight of shooting, where, like, all I did was shoot a machine gun. And I hate to - every - it went against all my Jewish and Canadian instincts, but I enjoyed every second of it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

It's nice to win an award, I would assume. I've never won one, but I would imagine it's great. I have no idea what I'll do.

Americans whisper the word Alzheimer's because their government whispers the word Alzheimer's. And although a whisper is better than the silence that the Alzheimer's community has been facing for decades, it's still not enough. It needs to be yelled and screamed to the point that it finally gets the attention and the funding that it deserves and needs.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife then I would have a much easier time getting through the day. We really get along and we like the same stuff.