Stephen Potter Quotations

Yes, but not in the South', with slight adjustments, will do for any arguments about any place, if not about any person.

The theory and practice of gamesmanship orThe art of winning games without actually cheating.

I'm looking for the therapy crowd and the low-impact aerobics crowd. It's an alternative to a gym. There's no membership.

If your friend says of some picture, "Yes, but what does it mean?" ask him, what his carpet means or the circular patterns on his shoes

If your friend says of some picture, ""Yes, but what does it mean?"" ask him, what his carpet means or the circular patterns on his shoes

How to be one up - how to make the other man feel that something has gone wrong, however slightly.

A good general rule is to state that the bouquet is better than the taste, and vice versa.

In our small chess community in Marylebone it would be mock modesty on my part to deny that I have built up for myself a considerable name without ever actually having won a single game. Even the best players are sometimes beaten, and that is precisely what happens to me.

Each of us can, by ployorgambit, most naturally gain the advantage.

Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you.

Cogg would suddenly stand stock still. "Listen," he would say. Some feeble quack would be heard from the willow beyond the pond. "That's an easy one to tell. The frog-pippit." Then he would add, As a safety measure, "As I believe they call it in these parts."

Your function as a critic is to show that it is really you yourself who should have written the book, if you had had the time, and since you hadn't you are glad that someone else had, although obviously it might have been done better.

In lawn tennis mixed, the basic chivalry move is to pretend to serve less fiercely to the woman than to the man. This is particularly useful if your first service tends to be out in any case.

Talk of the imperial decay of your invalid port. Its gracious withdrawal from perfection, keeping a hint of former majesty withal, as it hovers between oblivion and the divine Untergang of infinite recession.

Just as there are O.K.-words in conversationship so there are O.K.-people to mention in Newstatesmanship.

Women are quite unlike men. Women have higher voices, longer hair, smaller waistlines, daintier feet and prettier hands. They also invariably have the upper hand.

Remember the basic rule. Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you. How true this is. It is easy to arrange that your guest opponent shall be deceived in to undertipping his caddie at the end of the morning round, so that the news gets round among the club employees that your opponent is a no good, and the boys will gang up against him.

Never say the number because it suggest that you are unable to pronounce the name of the wine you are ordering.