Tug McGraw Quotations

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.

We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.