The human spirit is more powerful than any drug and THAT is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. THESE are the things that matter.
The only weapon we have is comedy.
Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man.
When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.
There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.
I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.
For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.
Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.