Rodney Dangerfield Dog Quotations

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.

We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!

My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.