Sarah Silverman Girl Quotations

Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'

I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.