Will Cuppy People Quotations

As you know statistics show that a certain number of people get married each year and the rest don't. Well, I got into the wrong bunch of statistics. I should be pitied instead of questioned.

They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

Most people, it seems, think that Robinson Crusoe when he landed on his Island had nothing to keep him from starvation or anything else. As a matter of fact he had twelve raft loads of supplies that he took off the wrecked ship. He had as much food and furniture as if he had had a delicatessen store and Fifth Avenue outside his hut.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.