Will Rogers Congress Quotations

If they wasn't in congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.

There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act.

We have the best Congress money can buy.

The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as we do when the baby gets hold of the hammer. It's just a question of how much damage he can do with it before we can take it away from him.

A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law.

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?

Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.

Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury!

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.