It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb