Will Rogers Horse Quotations

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

You never saw a good horse grow where a good man couldn't.

They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now if they take your car and if they are caught it's a miracle.

A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for the purpose of giving Senators somebody to call a horse thief.

The country has gone sane and got back to horses.

There is a horse here-the furthest north of any horse, and he eats fish and travels on snowshoes.

Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.

After seeing kids play polo against big guys, it only shows that horses are the greatest equalizer in the world. No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.

If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no gas, no tires, no roads to pay for.

They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now they take your car, and if they are caught it's a miracle.

There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.

I love horses and I only ask-don't let me know which one we are eating today.

Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmer raises. You can't plow the ground and get gasoline.

Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.

I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.

Legalize racing in every State. Sure people will bet, but they get to see the horses run and you certain can't see General Motors and General Electric and General Utility run when you bet on them.

Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses.

The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago couldn't sit in a Ford with all the doors locked.

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

Horsemanship through the history of all nations has been considered one of the highest accomplishments. You can't pass a park without seeing a statue of some old codger on a horse. It must be to his bravery, you can tell it's not to his horsemanship.

There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing.

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.