If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back