It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
I am easily satisfied with the very best.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
There but for the grace of God, goes God.
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.