Woody Allen Life Is Quotations

Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

90% of success in life is showing up

If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.

Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.

Life is for the living.

The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life.

I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.

All i have in my life is my imagination

Ninety percent of life is just showing up.

Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.

Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

Life's hard, then you die.

I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.