Woody Allen Sex Quotations

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

You use sex to express every emotion except love.

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Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.

Spencer was searching for a woman interested in gold, inorganic chemistry, outdoor sex and the music of Bach. In short, he was looking for himself, only female.

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.