I don't mean to be funny.
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
I'd say he's done more than that.
He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.
I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Never answer anonymous letters.
When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.
It gets late early out there.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
He must have made that before he died.
Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
I never said most of the things I said.
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."
You can observe a lot by just watching.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.