Andy Rooney Giving Quotations

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be ...

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

A little-recognized value of listening and inquiring relates to the realization that in human relationships, it is frequently not what the I've learned ... that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested and when it is a life-threatening situation.

Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More