The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
You are all spirits. It is not that you "have" a spirit. To have a spirit implies that you are spirit and that you are also something else. Human beings are spirits. Being a human being is one of the ways of being a spirit.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.