Author unknown People Quotations

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

The trouble with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long