Benjamin Disraeli Funny Quotations

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.

Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

Her Majesty is not a subject.

When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.