Bob Hope President Quotations

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.