Bobby Heenan Wrestling Quotations

I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.