In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.
I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.
I never wanted to be famous. It was amusing at first, but now I hate it. I just wanted to be respected by people I respect. And I wanted to be rich. It's best to get rich, then you can do what you want.
Nowadays, to be frank, every week is a good week for freakshow television. we might start asking, Why are there so many freaks? And why do they all want to be on television?
But as the years went on, I realised that what I really want to be, all told, is a human. Just a productive, honest, courteously treated human.