Chelsea Handler Men Quotations

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.

I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have breasts we can't show them?

For the gay and lesbian community, even though I'm not gay I think its really important to speak out for people that aren't necessarily dealing with the same circumstances you're dealing with and don't have the benefit of the health care system or the government that you do.

I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we're at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon just got themselves a marriage license. I think before she gets married again Pam needs to slow down and think about whether this is really the man she wants to spend three or four months of her life with.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.