Christopher Morley Literature Quotations

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late?

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.