Someday you will die, and until you know that, you're useless to me.
Of all the priceless objects left behind, this is what we rescue. These artifacts. Memory cues. Useless souvenirs. Nothing you could auction. The scars left from happiness.
You have to give up! you have to give up! You have to realize that someday you will die, Until you know that, you are useless!
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.