Dane Cook Comedy Quotations

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.

When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

When Napster first hit, I had a Web site at the time, so I said, 'I'm going to take 20 clips from my first CD and I'll put them under comedy and jokes, and see what happens,'

I never wanted to be pigeonholed as one style of comedy. I want to be the kind of person you have a random back-and-forth with at a party. So that if you go to my show I could take irreverent, I could take subtle, I could take slapstick - pretty much anything I could think of that would be entertaining - and my audience would be with me.